What baseball player do you absoulutly HATE??

i HATE David Ortiz aka "big papi' aka SHREK. he always hits stuped homeruns and last year when ortiz and jeter were in the running for MVP, Shrek was talking bad about jeter. Ortiz dosnt even play in the field so why would he evewn think he could be MVP?? he sits on the bench because hes too fat to field. who do you HATE and why??