Can someone translate this? (french?)?

what your reading is some gamers in canada, it is french of sorts but heavy with slang and anglicisms thrown in. probably teens, a lot of the words you're seeing are internet abbreviations like pkoi is really pour quois or how come just like lol is laughing out loud, so essentially what you have here are some gamers chatting and pissing and moaning about being banned from a site and then making plans for the weekend and one wants x fire